I know it has been several months since I have blogged. So to get back in the swing of things, I thought I would post the two "traumatic" things that happened to my children this Christmas.
1) When Santa visits my house, he always brings his presents unwrapped. I know that some kids have wrapped gifts from Santa, but not us. Of course, Kenna has been talking about Santa bringing her wrapped presents for weeks. I didn't want her to be disappointed on Christmas morning, so the night before, Daniel and I were reminding her that Santa was not going to bring wrapped gifts. Here is the conversation that followed.....
Daniel: Kenna, you know that Santa is not going to bring wrapped presents, right?
Kenna: Why?
D: Well, Santa and the elves have been very busy and may not have time to wrap everything.
K: Why? (If you can't tell, this is her favorite word)
D: Well, because the economy right now is not very good.
K: Huh? (by this point, I am shaking because I am laughing so hard)
D: Santa has had to lay off some elves because the economy has been so bad. He isn't going to have time to wrap everyone's gifts.
K: Is that funny? Why is Mommy laughing?
D: No, it is not funny, there are a lot of elves looking for work right now.
Kenna at this point turns to me and grabs my cheeks so that she is looking me straight in the eye.
K: Mommy, it is not funny, there are a lot of elves looking for work!
Poor kid is going to be traumatized when she thinks about elves!!
K: Is that funny? Why is Mommy laughing?
D: No, it is not funny, there are a lot of elves looking for work right now.
Kenna at this point turns to me and grabs my cheeks so that she is looking me straight in the eye.
K: Mommy, it is not funny, there are a lot of elves looking for work!
Poor kid is going to be traumatized when she thinks about elves!!
2) I don't think this picture needs any explanation....it speaks for itself!
1 comment:
O.M.G. This was hilarious!
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